(A hot pretzel vendor)
Vendor: Hi there, would you like mustard or poison?
Lucy: Mustard, thanks
Vendor: There you go. Next please, mustard or poison?
Jon: Feels like a mustard day
Vendor: Right you are. Okey doke, next, mustard or poison?
Phil: What’s the difference?
Vendor: One will kill you. That’s the poison
Phil: I better stick with the mustard then
Vendor: Not a problem, here we go.
(to fellow vendor)
Vendor: Man, the poison just isn’t moving today.
Vendor: Hello there, mustard or poison?
Kate: Surprise me
Vendor: Okey doke…there you go, take a bite of that.
Kate: Mmmm, that’s the mustard right?
Vendor: You got it.
Kate: Actually, could grab another with poison? Actually….wait, better make it mustard. Your poison has oregano, right?
Vendor: I’m afraid so
Kate: Shame, I’m allergic
Vendor: Oh, well then mustard is probably the safer choice, yeah. I personally prefer the mustard anyhow.