(Frank (Charlton Heston) comes home to confront his wife (Bonnie Hunt) on her infidelity)
Frank: I know you’re cheating on me Marlene. Open the closet
Marlene: You’re crazy
Frank: Open the closet!
Marlene: You know what, fine. If I’ve got a man stashed there, I’ll give you 500 bucks
Frank: Forget it
Marlene: No no, you started this
(She opens closet defiantly. There’s a man clearly there)
Marlene: Well, that was a long shot.
Frank: I’m going to a bar. Don’t bother calling.
Marlene: How are you going to leave when there’s no car in that garage!
(We hear the sound of car starting)
Marlene: Damm, not my lucky day.
Lover: You said he wasn’t coming home
Marlene: I said a lot of things